How Do I Waste Time Every Day? Oh Babe, I Make It an Art Form. Yaaasss now we’re really in the “I’m that girl and I’ve got receipts (and shipping confirmations)” era đź’…đź’– “How Do I Waste Time Every Day? Oh Babe, I Make It an Art Form.” Let’s not call it wasting time. Let’sContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries, Episode 13”
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The Real Girl Diaries — Episode 9
Let’s unpack this ✨ existential ✨ question while rotating between outfits, responsibilities, and mild identity crises. “Who do I spend the most time with?” Let’s unpack this ✨ existential ✨ question while rotating between outfits, responsibilities, and mild identity crises. Because someone’s gotta slay and emotionally spiral — in style. 💅📌 So… who do IContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries — Episode 9”
The Undying Legend: My Pre-Pandemic Mom Jeans
You’d think that as a self-declared shopaholic — borderline needing a support group — I would’ve replaced them ten times by now. But no. Let me tell you about the oldest thing I’m wearing today — and no, it’s not my sarcasm or my sleep-deprived eye bags (though they have been around since at leastContinue reading “The Undying Legend: My Pre-Pandemic Mom Jeans”
If I Could Trade Jobs for Just One Day… Call Me the Gala Gossip Queen
A+ for energy, B for balance, and babe, this silhouette needed one more fitting. You know how people say, “If I could do anything for just one day…” and they go on about skydiving, living in Paris, or being BeyoncĂ©? Well, pas moi. I just want a microphone, a bedazzled press pass, and a spotContinue reading “If I Could Trade Jobs for Just One Day… Call Me the Gala Gossip Queen”
Currently in My Taxi Driver Era (But Make It Fashion)
living my taxi driver era minus the violence, plus excessive journaling and caffeine dependency Like Travis Bickle, but instead of plotting chaos, I’m just aggressively writing “dear diary, wtf” at 3 a.m., surviving solely on caffeine… plus — let’s be real — way better taste in jackets. Because if I’m gonna lose my mind atContinue reading “Currently in My Taxi Driver Era (But Make It Fashion)”
Venus Gemini Closet Confessions: I Dress Like My Mood Swings (and That’s the Point)
— in five languages, with jazz hands. I don’t dress for the occasion. I am the occasion. You know when people say, “Fashion is self-expression”? Well, my outfits are basically yelling — in five languages, with jazz hands. I don’t dress for the occasion. I am the occasion. There’s a rare joy in hearing someoneContinue reading “Venus Gemini Closet Confessions: I Dress Like My Mood Swings (and That’s the Point)”
What Job Would I Do for Free? easy
What job would you do for free? What Job Would I Do for Free? Easy. I’d be a fashion consultant or stylist. For free. Pour rien. Nada. Just hand me a double shot of black coffee and someone in need of a wardrobe intervention, and I’m good to go. There’s just something deeply satisfying aboutContinue reading “What Job Would I Do for Free? easy”
Jorts Season: The Best Weather & How to Style Them Like a Pro
What is your favorite type of weather? Jorts Season: The Best Weather & How to Style Them Like a Pro If I had to pick my favorite type of weather, it would be the kind that allows me to wear jorts. Il n’y a rien de mieux que cette saison intermĂ©diaire—where the sun is shining,Continue reading “Jorts Season: The Best Weather & How to Style Them Like a Pro”
If I Could Have Something Named After Me… (Written in the Stars)
If you could have something named after you, what would it be? If I Could Have Something Named After Me… If I could have something named after me, ce ne serait pas juste un produit. It wouldn’t just be an item with my name on it—it would be a whole vibe. A reflection of howContinue reading “If I Could Have Something Named After Me… (Written in the Stars)”
From Little Doctor Dreams to Big English Goals
When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? From Little Doctor Dreams to Big English Goals When I was five, I used to say I’d be a doctor one day. “Doktor olacağım!” I’d tell anyone who asked—with full confidence and maybe a bit of drama. I think I likedContinue reading “From Little Doctor Dreams to Big English Goals”