Let’s unpack this ✨ existential ✨ question while rotating between outfits, responsibilities, and mild identity crises. “Who do I spend the most time with?” Let’s unpack this ✨ existential ✨ question while rotating between outfits, responsibilities, and mild identity crises. Because someone’s gotta slay and emotionally spiral — in style. 💅📌 So… who do IContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries — Episode 9”
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The Real Girl Diaries – Episode 8
You know how some girls have mysterious names like “Luna” or “Seraphina” and they just look like they sip oat milk and own 6 journals? Well, plot twist: I was almost one of them. Closet Chaos, Pinterest Dreams & the Name That Almost Was You know how some girls have mysterious names like “Luna” orContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries – Episode 8”
The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 7
My dream chocolate, —the holy duo: a bitter dark chocolate bar filled with crispy granola, sassy little pistachios, and a coffee-infused center that hits harder than my unresolved childhood trauma. “Canceled Plans and No One Died: A Hero’s Journey in Sweatpants” (Subtitle: Featuring emotionally supportive chocolate, strong coffee, and stronger boundaries.) Once upon a timeContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 7”
The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 5
I’ve feared a lot of things in my life — spiders, accidentally replying-all, and once, the idea that if my body changed, I wouldn’t like myself anymore. “How to Romanticize Life When Your Planner is Empty and So Are Your Cabinets” (Subtitle: Healing is real. So is late-night coffee or tea with chocolate.) Let’s beContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 5”
The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 4
Unplugging doesn’t have to be a digital detox retreat with detox juice. “Meal Prepping for the Emotionally Unavailable” (Subtitle: Mostly snacks. Zero commitment.) Alternate Title: How I Know It’s Time to Unplug (and Eat Crackers for Dinner) Let me paint the scene: I’m sitting on the floor, eating hummus with a spoon. My phone justContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 4”
The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 3
Do I remember life before the internet? Babe, I barely remember life before graduation “How to Look Like a Boss When You Mentally Haven’t Clocked In Since 2023” (Also starring: a very tired but fabulous primary school English teacher.) Someone recently asked me, “Do you remember life before the internet?” And I said, “Do IContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 3”
The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 2
I’m good at surviving, thriving (in my own chaotic way), and romanticizing Monday mornings like they’re a scene in a Netflix original. “Things I’m Good At (Besides Mentally Living in a Blanket Burrito)” People be out here saying they’re good at Excel formulas, running marathons, or investing in crypto. Me? I’m good at: 🧘♀️ Being PatientContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 2”
The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 1
I have coffee, charm, and questionable impulse control. I am having it all, babe. “Having It All?” Sweetie, I Can Barely Keep Track of My Socks. You know those magazine covers or Pinterest quotes that shout “YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL!”? Career. Love. Killer abs. A 3-step skincare routine that actually works. A dog thatContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries: Episode 1”
The Undying Legend: My Pre-Pandemic Mom Jeans
You’d think that as a self-declared shopaholic — borderline needing a support group — I would’ve replaced them ten times by now. But no. Let me tell you about the oldest thing I’m wearing today — and no, it’s not my sarcasm or my sleep-deprived eye bags (though they have been around since at leastContinue reading “The Undying Legend: My Pre-Pandemic Mom Jeans”
Freedom? Oh, You Mean Breathing Without Permission?
You think I should settle down, be quieter, dim my sparkle a little? Babe, I didn’t even charge this energy for you. Let’s talk about freedom, shall we? Not the dramatic, waving-the-flag-on-a-mountain kind (although… if there’s a coffee cart on that mountain, I’m in). I’m talking about the kind of freedom that makes your soulContinue reading “Freedom? Oh, You Mean Breathing Without Permission?”
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