People ask me about my daily habits like I’m some kind of polished, type-A productivity queen. Daily Habits? You Mean My Organized Chaos Routine? People ask me about my daily habits like I’m some kind of polished, type-A productivity queen. Babe, no. I’m a little sparkle, a little spiraling, and a lot of coffee. Let’sContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries, Episode 14”
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The Real Girl Diaries, Episode 13
How Do I Waste Time Every Day? Oh Babe, I Make It an Art Form. Yaaasss now we’re really in the “I’m that girl and I’ve got receipts (and shipping confirmations)” era đź’…đź’– “How Do I Waste Time Every Day? Oh Babe, I Make It an Art Form.” Let’s not call it wasting time. Let’sContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries, Episode 13”
The Real Girl Diaries, Episode 12
I want to retire in a way that I don’t even remember what budgeting feels like. I want to be that kind of glamorously unbothered woman who wakes up and decides, “Retirement Plans? Think Villa, Vibes, and Zero Wrinkles.” How do I want to retire? Easy. Happily, peacefully, and—sorry, not sorry—filthy rich. đź’¸ I’m notContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries, Episode 12”
The Real Girl Diaries — Episode 9
Let’s unpack this ✨ existential ✨ question while rotating between outfits, responsibilities, and mild identity crises. “Who do I spend the most time with?” Let’s unpack this ✨ existential ✨ question while rotating between outfits, responsibilities, and mild identity crises. Because someone’s gotta slay and emotionally spiral — in style. đź’…đź“Ś So… who do IContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries — Episode 9”
The Real Girl Diaries – Episode 8
You know how some girls have mysterious names like “Luna” or “Seraphina” and they just look like they sip oat milk and own 6 journals? Well, plot twist: I was almost one of them. Closet Chaos, Pinterest Dreams & the Name That Almost Was You know how some girls have mysterious names like “Luna” orContinue reading “The Real Girl Diaries – Episode 8”
The Undying Legend: My Pre-Pandemic Mom Jeans
You’d think that as a self-declared shopaholic — borderline needing a support group — I would’ve replaced them ten times by now. But no. Let me tell you about the oldest thing I’m wearing today — and no, it’s not my sarcasm or my sleep-deprived eye bags (though they have been around since at leastContinue reading “The Undying Legend: My Pre-Pandemic Mom Jeans”
If I Could Trade Jobs for Just One Day… Call Me the Gala Gossip Queen
A+ for energy, B for balance, and babe, this silhouette needed one more fitting. You know how people say, “If I could do anything for just one day…” and they go on about skydiving, living in Paris, or being BeyoncĂ©? Well, pas moi. I just want a microphone, a bedazzled press pass, and a spotContinue reading “If I Could Trade Jobs for Just One Day… Call Me the Gala Gossip Queen”
Currently in My Taxi Driver Era (But Make It Fashion)
living my taxi driver era minus the violence, plus excessive journaling and caffeine dependency Like Travis Bickle, but instead of plotting chaos, I’m just aggressively writing “dear diary, wtf” at 3 a.m., surviving solely on caffeine… plus — let’s be real — way better taste in jackets. Because if I’m gonna lose my mind atContinue reading “Currently in My Taxi Driver Era (But Make It Fashion)”
From Needles to Novels (and Blazers): The Risk That Changed Everything
Was it easy? Absolutely not. There were tears. There were existential crises. There were moments when I stared at verb conjugations like they had personally wronged me. But there was also coffee. So. Much. Coffee. Once upon a time, I was the girl who knew how to insert IVs before I could walk confidently inContinue reading “From Needles to Novels (and Blazers): The Risk That Changed Everything”
Venus Gemini Closet Confessions: I Dress Like My Mood Swings (and That’s the Point)
— in five languages, with jazz hands. I don’t dress for the occasion. I am the occasion. You know when people say, “Fashion is self-expression”? Well, my outfits are basically yelling — in five languages, with jazz hands. I don’t dress for the occasion. I am the occasion. There’s a rare joy in hearing someoneContinue reading “Venus Gemini Closet Confessions: I Dress Like My Mood Swings (and That’s the Point)”
RETRO CHIC REVIVAL 